hot and heavy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
doggirlprincess
homoidiotic

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Gender Troublemakers Mirha-Soleil Ross and Xanthra Phillipa, 1993, Canada

What happens when two Transdykes get sick of non-transsexual's uninformed representation of their sexualities and their lives? They grab their 8 millimeter home video camera, their last 200 bucks, and come up with an uncompromising in-your-face flick about their shitty relationships with gay men and their unabashed attraction to other transsexual women. (watch here 18+)

butchcoque
teaboot

In an interesting turn of events I have been enrolled in a six hour couples bondage seminar despite being both 1. painfully single and 2. Incredibly anxious but fuck it we ball, I guess

teaboot

benjaminbadger: "How on earth can you enter that situation unexpectedly?"ALT

I thought "Excellent, I've been looking for more formal training in this area" so I signed up and then twenty minutes later the hamster running the wheel that powers my brain woke up and I went "ah shit, I need a date for this don't I"

teaboot

Screenshot of a comment with the user's URL cut out: "lol not kink shaming, just like, confused. Seminars don't seem like a kink thing, y'know?"ALT

Totally understandable thought! But do consider:

You can choke someone unconscious in just 15 seconds. Temporary or permanent brain damage can then occur within 30 seconds. After 3 minutes, the brain will shut down and they will die.

And yet, plenty of people think getting choked in bed is sexy, and will attempt it without any research whatsoever.

Did you know that using binding materials that are too thin can cause lacerations? Or that tying someone in the wrong position can kill them? Did you know that just surface pressure held too long, without any struggling or pulling, can feel like a bone-deep bruise? Or alternatively, that too much slack or movement can strip skin right off, and you might not even feel it happening?

Sitting in a big room writing down notes and following an instructor really isn't all that sexy for me personally, true, but a lot of kink comes with risk, and making the concious choice to engage in kink without taking steps to minimize that risk is, frankly, dangerous and irresponsible.

Like.... every sky diving attendant probably had to pass a few exams before jumping out a plane with you, right? So wouldn't you feel a little unsafe jumping with one that was just making it up as they went?

housebutch
moon-pepper

Good time for a periodic reminder that "butch" does not mean "has muscles" and it does not mean "sidebuzz haircut" and if you look at a cartoon girl who wears makeup and skirts and high heels and decide she's butch purely on the virtue of "she's kind of buff" or "she's got short hair" or "she's rude to men" or "she knows how to fight" then you need to delete futchscale.png off your hard drive and talk to an actual butch for once in your life

housebutch
nudibutch

getting phantom limb syndrome of your dick when your dick is hard is a sensation not to be fucked with

nudibutch

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i think its more common than you think. its interesting to me because the term is mainly used to describe people who have lost a limb but still feel like they have it whereas for me its feeling like i have a "limb" ive never had before

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this is why i like being open about my sexual experiences this is real and its fine and normal. and hot even. like yes babes get so turned on your brain manufactures those neural connections on the spot. do you know how neurologically complicated that must be? we are so sexy

i get it sometimes but not all the time. hastag gender issues i should just start taking t already i want a tdick. best of both worlds!
goddessdick
goddessdick

okay i discussed before the new thing that my fursona is actually some sort of fucked up creature that imitates a dog and in truth various parts of her have particular functions. i’ve thought some more about it.

so her tongue which is actually a proboscis that is connected to an internal egg sac and functions as an ovipositor but like flattens shut to imitate a tongue. so this has both has input and output. new thing i have decided: basically if she were sucking your dick, she could use that thang on your dick and your cum would be used to fertilise her eggs. when ready, she could then deposit the eggs in a host to incubate. she can still do it with unfertilised eggs if you just wanted some freaky fun without committing to it. they do get replenished.

forget what i said about her dick before, that is cum it produces. this is how two of her species would mate, by like sucking each other’s dicks with their proboscises then finding hosts to incubate their eggs.

also, if you were small enough like perhaps some manner of mousegirl or maybe a bit bigger, it could stretch, she could like vore you with that thing and you would be safely stored in her egg sac. it would be slimy and sticky and weird but no risk of being digested and she could bring you back up like one of her eggs.

okay there you go, that’s how weird and fucked up she is. she can do weird fetish stuff if you want but she likes to play dog.

zero of my fetishes or interests appear here but im a big fan of the biological worldbuilding here so im rbing anyway op this rules. I love ur oc and its weird egg tounge